Mr. President, may I suggest …?
Mr. President, I sincerely hope you’ll read this. I’m a loyal, fervent American and I pray for you often. You’re my president, and the Bible directs all of us to “pray for all those in authority,” so that we “may live peaceful and godly lives.”
Millions of us really want to live peaceful and godly lives. You’ve described yourself as Christian, so I assume you’re hoping for the same. May I then make a few suggestions, for all our sakes?
SUGGESTION 1: DON’T PAPER YOUR OWN HOUSE. You were once a teenager, and you went to three colleges, so I’m sure you’re familiar with “papering,” right? That’s the juvenile, crass, ridiculous practice of covering a targeted house with rolls and rolls of toilet paper. Makes a terrible, embarrassing mess, and it’s a bear to clean up. If you do it at all, you do it to an opponent or someone you want to hassle - not to your own home, the house where you and your family live.
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